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Dear Britney's management team,

I'm not sure how your brains work but "1234" is not a secure password.
Surprise! Now please quit getting hacked because I feel for Britney.
She doesn't deserve to be fat and hacked at the same time!

Okay, I'm kidding. I love it when her account gets pwned by 4chan
interweb geeks. But next time, try using "password" as your password.
Nobody would ever guess that! I've been using it for years now and my
privacy only gets invaded every three days. Three days!

P.S. If you're really sneaky, replace the "o" with a zero, as in
"passw0rd". NOBODY will guess that, trust me. Unless you're dealing
with an Agent from The Matrix. If that's the case then you are so
fucked.

All my best,
Christina Aguilera

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