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Dear Britney's management team,

I'm not sure how your brains work but "1234" is not a secure password.
Surprise! Now please quit getting hacked because I feel for Britney.
She doesn't deserve to be fat and hacked at the same time!

Okay, I'm kidding. I love it when her account gets pwned by 4chan
interweb geeks. But next time, try using "password" as your password.
Nobody would ever guess that! I've been using it for years now and my
privacy only gets invaded every three days. Three days!

P.S. If you're really sneaky, replace the "o" with a zero, as in
"passw0rd". NOBODY will guess that, trust me. Unless you're dealing
with an Agent from The Matrix. If that's the case then you are so
fucked.

All my best,
Christina Aguilera

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Dear Britney's management team,

Hi, it's me again, Christina "Genie In A Bottle" Aguilera. I hope you
got my previous email about Britney's account getting hacked, again.
Don't you ever get tired of being the butt of all jokes? I mean,
where's Chris Crocker when you need him? And does he know, like,
technical internet stuff? Maybe you can hire him to manage Brit Brit's
Twitter so she doesn't get penetrated so fast and easy like that
hooker from the "Gimme More" music video, which by the way wasn't racy
and slutty AT ALL compared to my "Dirrty" music video. You got that,
mamasita? I'm the bigger slut here so quit fooling around as if she
knows cocksucking like I do because you're only making her look like a
stupid chonga wannabe.

Anyway, sorry about that rant. I'm just getting really concerned about
this invasion of celebrity privacy. Why isn't anyone invading mine?!?
What is wrong with you people?!? Are my boobs not big enough for
you?!?

Just wait till my kid gets into preschool. In my next music video, I'm
showing my untrimmed vagina. Full frontal close-up let's see you try
beating THAT!

P.S. For the record, I'm the Illuminati girl here, not her. Will some
paparazzi please take my damn picture already?!?

Sending love with "The Voice Within",
Xtina

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